I am most definitely not new to NG. I just checked it every so often for how many years now...I don't know. Until I decided to sign up because all these great flashes were popping out of several very talented NG artist's minds. And what to do if that happens? I have to give my personal opinion, of course.

I was always annoyed by those short, little reviews that say how much a flash sucked or some vague insult like that. Then reviews don't have much of a point. Those guys need their face shoved into their ass a few times. All that does is to make the artist feel like crap and leave them thinking where they went wrong.

But of course that only applies for good flash submissions. Not bad ones. Blam that shit. Haha, I'm just kidding. Any flash artist deserves respect... at least some. Anyway, I'm just going to be hanging around, giving the occasional review, playing the games off the front page. NG didn't take over my life yet. No way I'm blowing my dollas over or even touching Adobe Flash. I wouldn't be able to finish a simple stickman animation.

Well, here's a new reviewer for Newgrounds. Not that this site needs more. It's packed with dumbass reviews and too-smart-to-read reviews and everything in between. But I decided to stubbornly butt into the NG community anyway.

I have to say, when I discovered Salad Fingers, I was surprised. When I first heard of it, I thought it was some kind of scary/creepy movie that didn't get too much publicity, but here it was, right on good 'ol Newgrounds. So I watched it, after some hesitation. And I got the weirdest experience of my fucking LIFE. I was STUCK to my damn computer screen, occasionally twitching my finger to click the next episode.

My brain had been flipped and fried like an egg. I never thought I could be so addicted to such a creepy and disturbing series.

It kind of left me wondering if I was some kind of psycho, but I got over it. It's cool. Salad Fingers rocks.

And besides the flashes, all these games are absolutely amazing. I wouldn't be able to make some of the worst shit around here, let alone those video-game-console quality flashes that could probably be a video game soon. All of you, and I mean ALL of you game makers who can actually make ANYTHING has my respect automatically, even if the game sucks. Good luck to all you guys. And the same goes for the flash movie animators.

Well, I hope everyone will make good use of my reviews and find them worthy of the great flashes on NG. Later.